Tale of a Twinkie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight. He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit.
When he was being examined the doctor shoved the muffin, the Twinkie, and finally the cookie up the guy's large intestine. The patient protested, but the doctor calmed him down, saying it was part of the therapy.
This treatment continued for several weeks and eve ... ry time the doctor shoved a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie up his large intestine. Finally, after many visits, the Doctor instructed the patient to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a mallet for the next visit. The day arrived and this time the doctor shoved only the muffin and the Twinkie up the patient's large intestine. After a few minutes the tapeworm appeared out of his large intestine and demanded, "Where's my cookie!?" WHAM..!!! ( Willie Nelson loves jokes and this happens to be one of his favorites. Don't laugh, it wasn't that funny.! After all it could happen to anyone..) consignment wears for formal party