Me : I want to trek in Uttarakhand
Knees : You got to be shitting me
Me : I'm retired. I want to do everything I've always longed to do.
Knees : Seriously? You had trek-in-Uttarakhand-in-your-old-age on your to-do list? I have just the thing for you - stiff knees knee length lace wedding dresses
Me : Sitting with Volini and a dohar on my knees ...
Score: Knees 10/Ritu 0